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Evolution

7/18/2014

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Civilization

Most people assume that civilization began with the control of fire... Actually fire is merely the means to procure HOT WATER  on demand. Hot water is the basis of civilization. When a Neanderthal tribe were dragging their knuckles across new territory, they came across some natural hot springs. Most likely they were cold & tired when a genius among them climbed into one of the pools to warm up. The next morning when they climbed out they discovered that they could stand upright, the hot water had cured a chronic bad back in all of them.  Modern archeologists need only connect the dots to arrive at the so called missing link.

Evolution 

(or progress from infancy. . . )

Parasite - Attached to 

Aliens - They don't know our language or customs

Rug Rats - The beginning of motility which shall not cease

Booger Noses - They do not have the coordination or self awareness to keep their noses clean

Monsters - They truly do not know how scary they are

Savages - Hormones have begun

Barbarians - They are accustomed to their hormones, yet still assume they can conquer the world

Party Animals - Similar to Raccoons, they are looking for the proverbial free lunch 

Human - Completely self responsible, honest & compassionate

Ogres & Trolls - A small population which refuses to accept self responsibility

This file is still under study & subject to revision with any new data.

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