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My Best Prank
Anyone remember Amandanor? (now calls herself Amandazon) She
was hired by Lnr & Jessie to work as head of the scene shop when
Lnr wanted to retire. We were in Devore, she was going through a
breakup of a 5 month affair & falling to pieces, not showing up
to work, spending hours on the phone while we waited for 'the boss'
to help organize the shop. Meanwhile... I was going through a
breakup of a 5 year affair & buried myself in work.
April rolled in & I saw the perfect opportunity for a prank. I
enlisted Karma's help to leave a message for Amanda - "Phyllis
would like you to bring a roll of toilet paper to the staff walk
through." Jessie assisted by telling her "Phyllis is
unavailable to call, but, it is April 1st..." Amanda took the
task seriously & began asking everyone if anyone had some
Quality toilet paper, not wanting to take the cheap Gump stuff.
Hippy gave her a roll from his personal stash, giggling the way he
does. The appointed hour came, off she & Jessie went in the golf
course, roll firmly held on top of her clip board. Instead of
leaving the roll in the cart & waiting to see if Phyllis asked
for it, Amanda walked right up to her & stated, "Here's
your toilet paper Phyllis. What did you want it for?" Of course
everyone there started laughing, Phyllis replied "I think
you've been played a fool."
When Amanda came back to the MASH tent, I was working late on
commission. I couldn't help giggling when I asked how the meeting
went. Then she knew . When I finally went back to camp, I found my
trailer TP'd. I still don't mind.... I was the recipient of a prank,
she voluntarily played a star role. |