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Civilization
Most people assume that civilization
began with the control of fire... Actually fire is merely the means to
procure HOT WATER on demand. Hot water is the basis of civilization.
When a Neanderthal tribe were dragging their knuckles across new
territory, they came across some natural hot springs. Most likely they
were cold & tired when a genius among them climbed into one of the
pools to warm up. The next morning when they climbed out they discovered
that they could stand upright, the hot water had cured a chronic bad back
in all of them. Modern archeologists need only connect the dots to
arrive at the so called missing link.
Evolution
(or
progress from infancy. . . )
Parasite - Attached to
Aliens - They don't know our language or
customs
Rug Rats - The beginning of motility
which shall not cease
Booger Noses - They do not have the
coordination or self awareness to keep their noses clean
Monsters - They truly do not know how
scary they are
Savages - Hormones have begun
Barbarians - They are accustomed to their
hormones, yet still assume they can conquer the world
Party Animals - Similar to Raccoons, they
are looking for the proverbial free lunch
Human - Completely self responsible,
honest & compassionate
Ogres & Trolls - A small population
which refuses to accept self responsibility
This file is still under study &
subject to revision with any new data.
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